As Viner lectured all the news hungry people who might be watching a kid’s show in the early morning (6 jakes wearing red blazers on a group bender?), Phil thought back to his enabling idea for the H-Bomb. His formula had exploded out his mouth and attacked Starzinchger like a poisonous bug weeks ago. Now he was taking a rodeo ride on that purple bug; and, as it bucked around Jake on a Nevada holiday, Phil and his huge widow-maker were becoming the same inseparable one thing.
They had frog walked onto tv, but the lack of payload in their 6 jake audience was shriveling the purple air lobster with its Physics star rider into a small purple fly of science celebrity. Their arrival on tv felt a lot like landing on the hot lens of a Jake searchlight.
Phil listened to Viner compounding his physics into something ridiculous.
He felt as if he and his bronco bug were side-winding across scorching searchlight glass while blistering light diminished them into a shimmering black dot. Perhaps the bender jakes in their matching red blazers would see a tiny silhouette at the top of the white column in the sky trying to warn anyone that Jake was about to combust itself.
But their lobster bug wings were vaporizing on the searing lens of the searchlight. Viner preached more strange religion science as the charred bug and physicist genius burned completely away. Only a white blank chip was left to spin across the roiled dark clouds of a heroless Jake night. Phil’s celebrity had turned into a lying star of Bethlehem luring 6 stupid wise men to a free prime rib dinner and some gambling.
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