Viner lectured all the news hungry people who might be watching a kid’s show in the early morning. (6 jakes wearing red blazers on a group bender, maybe?) Phil thought back to his enabling idea for the H-Bomb.
Weeks ago his formula had exploded out his mouth and attacked Starzinchger like a poisonous bug. Now he was taking a rodeo ride on that purple bug. Phil and this huge widow-maker were bucking around Jake on a Nevada holiday. They were becoming the same inseparable one thing.
They had frog walked onto tv, but the lack of payload in their 6 jake audience was shriveling them into a much tinier insect. The purple air lobster with its Physics star rider had imploded into a small purple fly of science celebrity. And where the hell were they? Their arrival on tv felt a lot like landing on the hot lens of a Jake searchlight.
Phil listened to Viner compounding his beautiful physics into something ridiculous.
He felt as if he and his bronco bug were side-winding across a scorching searchlight glass while blistering light diminished them into a shimmering black dot. Perhaps the bender jakes in their matching red blazers would see a tiny silhouette at the top of the white column in the sky and get the warning that Jake was about to combust itself.
But their lobster bug wings were vaporizing on the searing lens of the searchlight. Viner preached more strange religion science. The charred bug and physicist genius burned completely away. Only a blank chip of high light was left to spin across the roiled clouds of a heroless Jake night. Phil’s celebrity had turned into a lying star of Bethlehem luring 6 stupid wise men to a free prime rib dinner and some gambling.
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